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Month: November 2017
Einstein: Herr Biedermeier
Originally posted on Poesy plus Polemics:
“Albert Einstein” by Aaron Kizer Using only the eyes of a beautiful mind Through the lens of theoretical physics He discerned mathematical expressions Of existence, of power, of motion He sought out among the heavenly orbs For invisible forces that impel them That arrange control of their synchrony He…
NCEA mad math gremlins II
NCEA mad math gremlins II My mind’s sailed into a tailspin Don’t find me in the looney bin Guess NCEA’s one-way Yes defeat bad maths today
Cherry delight
Cherry delight Say hey a very merry prompt way Yay a shared paired cherry bite today OK a delight Awakes me quite bright
Bad NCEA Maths test design
Bad NCEA Maths test design Students hit with bad tests to sit Resigned to knit answers to fit Matrix shall be well designed Math fixed with presence of mind
Math exam uproar
Math exam uproar The explosions were ever percussive After math queries very discussive Useless to cram The math exam
The underfrog
The underfrog Say I’m a poetic underdog Like maybe a newbie green tree frog It is hard to beat Poor metrical feet
A problematic maths exam
A problematic maths exam Sitting silent I clutch at straws Bad math error draws no applause There’s no suggestion To make good question
NCEA mad math gremlins
NCEA mad math gremlins My mind’s sailed into a tailspin Don’t find me in the looney bin Guess you won’t mind suggestions Yes to solve bad math questions
Ode to faulty maths exam maker(s)
Ode to faulty maths exam maker(s) Oh please God(s) show me mercy Resolve test controversy Don’t fault my suggestion Result is in question
Any Math whizz may like to try this!
This year the New Zealand NCEA Level 1 Maths exam (usually sat in Year 11) was claimed to be too tough. Two questions appeared in the new Zealand Herald today. Can you answer the question below (with kite GBDE)? Today or tomorrow I will put a solution at the bottom of this page. Also see:…
Two-Cornered Rooms
Originally posted on Poesy plus Polemics:
“Relativity” by M C Escher impossible spaces absurd of dimension beyond the delimiting rational mind constructed unconsciously negative volume containing the everything known to be nothing my never-lived lives here unfold in their follow of unfounded precepts truths built out of lies shaped to suit imperceptible visions of futures…
CRAP HUGE HEADINGS ALL CAPS (LIKE THIS ONE)
CRAP HUGE HEADINGS ALL CAPS Themes designed like twined dank bird nest Seem resigned confined rank third best Fight headings ALL CAPS Sites’ spreading fall craps
SHEDDING HUGE HEADINGS
SHEDDING HUGE HEADINGS Bizarre crumby settings do not misjudge By far not yummy like chocolate fudge Without our dream basics quite right No doubt ours seems a sick shite site
Don’t hold your breath waiting for the Twenty Eighteen theme
No holds barred Two WordPress settings in particular Are both to my views perpendicular Most headings ALL CAPS Posts’ spreading fall craps
Huge headings
Huge headings It was enough to send me hysteric Through the roof to the sky atmospheric Please send to the moon Whatever buffoon
Mushrooms
Mushrooms Mushrooms by Sylvia Plath performed by Harriet Walter Play in your default media player
Open letter: WordPress Themes- Developers need to get the basics right!
Dear Developers Open letter to WordPress developers (especially developers of Twenty Eighteen theme) Bad WordPress themes A theme whole droll in our sole poll Takes hours’ toll and sours dour ol’ soul Without dream basics quite right Makes our’s seem a sick shite site
Bad business
Bad business This business practice is so bad No success just silence I’m glad No honky tonk Though sign says HONK
Dubious ads
Dubious ads We seek to not have seen These ads on the home screen Sleeze ads dubious Freeze me rubious
Transgressive ads
Transgressive ads I won’t wish to sniff sky high whiff Of ads round head like my nigh riff WordPress transgressed said gaffe Forbid this naff riffraff
A black day
It was a black day when ads started appearing on my top screen in my blog (when I wasn’t logged in to WordPress). I had a minimal header and header post so that my latest post could be seen on the first page. No ads here It is really mean and obscene Ads to insert…
The Neophyte
The Neophyte by Aleister Crowley To-night I tread the unsubstantial way That looms before me, as the thundering night Falls on the ocean: I must stop, and pray
Strut proudly
There are two versions below of a poem (and a number of options). Which version do you prefer? Strut proudly On the fridge of the Escher queen Her grandson’s art picture was seen On well-crafted hands A mirrored orb stands
A broken heart
A broken heart Please do not injure me We had a synergy You broke my heart Tore it apart
The artful word-nerd
The artful word-nerd A dame pupils named a brain egghead or nerd A claim not academically absurd Under full pressure to start work Wonderful Escher new artwork
Dancing with the surf
Dancing with the surf Please do not look at us askance Seize solace should we want a dance Slaves dancing in surf’s high pride Waves advancing with high tide
A ghostly watermark
A ghostly watermark Derived watermark quite faint Contrived from very light paint Arrived over some time Deprived profits from crime
Snake Oil
Snake Oil There will never be a Snake oil panacea We wonder why Men always die
Winner! Winner! Chicken dinner!
Which version do you prefer? Winner! Winner! Chicken dinner! Pray tell me this I beg Is your first choice the egg Was it beaten By the Chicken
My website and blog
My website and blog My site and blog aren’t joined by epoxy But by servers connected by proxy Getting from one to the other Like between mother and brother
The bad and good online “neighbour”
Which of the poems below do you prefer? I recently drew the attention of WordPress to an issue I was having with the “Blogs I Follow” widget. I got a quick response from a ‘happiness engineer’ at WordPress. Great customer service 🙂 Unlike my experiences at an NZ site called Neighbourly where I was eventually…
Simmer down
S[l]immer down An advance thought of me so much slimmer Little chance sought fades idea dimmer Still on the quiet Time for a diet
The online poet
The online poet It is a mystery to me Why one would blog one’s poetry On line poetic Should be aesthetic
Halloween
Halloween On the darkest night of Halloween Were weird witches and goblins obscene All grownups not ghoulish Appeared instead foolish