COVID Odyssey: Spring Spruce up 28 ~ Post#911: NZ COVID-19~ Anti-vaxxers

The anti-vaxxer

There once was an anti-vaxxer “Silly Tim”
Who thought that the virus ought not to kill him
We pray the family
Will still remain healthy
A thousand cases in 8 days may chill him

Alan Grace
11 November 2021

COVID Odyssey: Spring Spruce up 25 ~ Post#908: NZ COVID-19~ Over 1,000 confirmed cases in 8 days; Be very afraid of Delta

New Zealand has had over 1,100 community cases (1,127) in the last week.

Just under 5,000 community cases (4,998) in this Delta outbreak (in less than 3 months).

On 11 November in New Zealand:

  • Seven day rolling average of community cases: 161
  • Number of new community cases: 185
  • Number of community cases (total): 4,998
    (in current Delta community outbreak since 17 August 2021)
  • Confirmed cases (total): 7,746
    (since 28 February 2020)

CasesNZ11November

See:
https://www.health.govt.nz/news-media/media-releases/more-22000-vaccine-doses-given-yesterday-84-cases-hospital-185-community-cases

https://www.health.govt.nz/news-media/media-releases/health-officials-are-investigating-1-new-case-covid-19-community

The anti-vaxxers

Anti-vaxxers Max and Marty
COVID delayed wife’s wake party
You can’t convince M & M
Or any people like them
They both thought they were a smarty

Alan Grace
10 November 2021

Note: Smarties and M & Ms are similar sweets in NZ.

Longer version:

The anti-vaxxers

An unjabbed golfer named Marty
COVID delayed wife’s wake party
Marty played golf for fun
Prayed for a hole in one
Two small holes in one arm
Could have prevented harm
Can’t convince M & M
Or the people like them
They both thought they were a smarty

Alan Grace
26 October 2021

Which version do you prefer?

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