Damn you, Poetry

Originally posted on A Writer's Soul :
Oh Poetry, the grief you cause me, The long, countless hours spent trying to compose you. Do I rhyme my words? Or use alliteration, aligning words from the alphabet to form phrases? Shall I write about my pain and sorrow, my happiness or my newfound love? The questions…

The Grinch ponders poetry

The Grinch ponders poetry with his Grinch-feet ice cold in the snow, stood puzzling and puzzling. How could it be so?

The Grimerick*

The Grimerick* This poem is not a Limerick Murdered by a poetic trick Its rhyme scheme A crime scene

Pirates

Pirates Pirated software trademark Profits mostly more made dark Goodwill g[u]ilt jaded Over time faded